Saturday, February 15, 2025

Super Flakey Pie Dough

This is the best, most flakey pie crust ever!
My Mom made the best pies ever! Back in the day  though, it wasn't easy. There were no food processors. No, Mama had to count on her trusty pastry cutter.

If you've never seen a pastry cutter, they're like a manual food processer for pasty dough. And like many things, it has gone through an evolution of its own as man sought to improve the pastry cutter (like making a better mousetrap?) 

If you've never seen a pastry cutter, they're like a manual food processer for pasty dough. And like many things, it has gone through an evolution of its own as man sought to improve the pastry cutter (like making a better mousetrap?) 

Grammie's pastry cutter looked like an instrument of torture. You can look at it and see that it could be a great tool for running a couple of sharp blades over someone's flesh (click on the photo to enlarge).

Mom's pastry cutter resembled a partially constructed cage or something you might get your fingers stuck in.

And today's seems to be a combination of both torture device and cage. Thus making it supposedly the best tool a-goin'.

Eventually, the food processor was discovered as the best way to whip up a pastry dough. Or so we're gold. All of the pastry cutters are nice and yes, they work. But they're all single task items. The processor can be used for a wide range of things. Oddly enough it was my Dad who introduced the kitchen to the food processor, not Mom. 

"I get satisfaction making a dough come together by hand," she told me.

  • 14 tablespoons very cold butter (frozen is best) divided into 2/3 cup portions
  • 2 1/2 cups plus 2 tbsp flour, chilled in the fridge
  • 1 tbsp cold apple cider vinegar
  • 3/4 tsp salt
  • 5-9 tbsp ice water

  1. Place the chilled flour into the processor.
  2. Using the butter in 2/3 cups (leave the rest in the fridge) process until you see pea-sized bits.
  3. Add in the vinegar and salt.
  4. Add ice water, 1 tbsp at a time, scraping as needed until the dough comes together. 
  5. Place on floured silpad (Mom used waxed paper) and press together.
  6. Cover in plastic and chill at least an hour.